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Sunday, June 21, 2009

Live your sick dreams in KSA

Do you lack every sense of respectful manhood?! Are you sick of your wife dominating you, your house and your life?! Aren't you just tired of her pink flowery sheb-sheb (Slipper)
flying across the room and hitting your dignified beard every single day?! If you are, there's nothing to be ashamed of. We got the golden solution to create your Utopia!!
Imagine a world where you can no longer hear your wife breathing any word but "Yes, master". Imagine a world where you can legally insult, humiliate and beat your wife up if she refuses to do whatever you demand (I know what you're thinking, Ha?). Imagine a country where in the eyes of the law and the society; you got the right to treat women like they are all a big cattle of sheep covered in black rubbish cans; If you got a stick between your legs, you're always always righteous, no matter how much of an ignorant mouse you truly are. Imagine if she is and always will be nothing more than a sin, a slave stripped of a voice and existence.
Dream no more!!
It's time we helped you move to Saudi Arabia; the place where you can find inner-peace and successive oral sex sessions! If you marry a brain-washed Saudi Arabian girl, you're the luckiest man on earth, for she will -legally- dedicate her existence to serving you, cooking for you, changing your diapers and cleaning between your toes after a long day at work.
You can also relax and say good-bye to the lost battle of sexes, cause most women out there are being brought up believing that they are not complete, needy, imperfect, unfortunate-looking if they don't have a man to lean on. (even if this man is still leaning on his mommy). This lie is instilled in them by their mothers, aunts, teachers and the entire society! I mean, where else can you find that much of good-hearted women acting as agents of enslavement and injustice!?!
The words "intellect", "independence" and "self-esteem" basically don't exist in their dictionary.
Not only this, but you can also use her fear of Allah and the misunderstanding of the some verses in the Quran to force her on agreeing that you should marry three other women! That's our special offer. She'll just have to deal with it and bury her dignity, emotions, sexual needs, and beauty deep in her heart or she can leave and suffer from the eyes of every man wanting a piece of a divorced woman, thinking that if she's not a virgin, why would she reject his attractive dick.
Both ways, you're a winner.
Isn't that just P.E.R.F.E.C.T?!
And that's NOT all.
We are currently holding a special offer to all the child molesters and rapists out there, who sadly can't find acceptance in their own societies that claim to be open-minded and civilized. It's time you came out of the closet in Saudi Arabia where you can legally marry an eight year old girl even if you're over forty! (Our institution always offers three of the best child pornography DVDs if you call within 24 hours).
And as for you rapists, we in Saudi Arabia evolved enough as a society to realize that rapists are humans too and they shouldn't go to jail if they couldn't stop themselves from raping a girl covering every inch of her body. She is to be blamed for seducing them because her black long neqab showed a part of her small finger! E7m.
Bottom line: you can enjoy raping as many girls as you want and if she even considered going to court, she will be whipped around hundred times!! It's a dream come true.
YES, YOU CAN! YES, WE CAN! Move now and enjoy the luxury and peace in a place where women and men are treated as they deserve.

Freedom at its highest level

(P.S This note is not meant to offend the system or the traditions of Saudi Arabia)

Sarah G.
16 years old Egyptian Girl

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